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Jack Mcclellan 

1.A famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to "those of youger age".His first website served as a "how to" guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). This is the same man who adimited (in a FOX interview)to feeling a sexual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.He is a 40 something year old loser who can't maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm penis while watching "Little Women
or the Olsen twins (think "Full House" not New York Minute"). He currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.A term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. The reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate classes for Christmas.
3. The reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.
ME (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
MY DOG:woof woof
As my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
ME:now, look what you've done. why do you have to be such a Jack McClellan?
MY DOG: yelp yelp....(whimpers away)
ME: oh,I'm so sorry boy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.That was very harsh.Please forgive me. Here, why don't you have a treat instead?
Sanai is a beautiful girl, with a wonderful personality, loves to shake ass sometimes too.
Girl: “Is that Sanai?”
Boy: “Yea she’s fine and thick asf”
Sanai by lalaliii April 28, 2024

Shit Bombing 

A tactic used by Anarchist and other antiestablishment groups.
There they put shit in the bomb bays of bomber planes and then fly over a large city etc. and drop shit on it.
Let's do some shit bombing.
Shit Bombing by Judge dredd7 October 5, 2011
Dominic is the sexiest man alive he has and will have really sexy women if not the sexiest women licking his butthole and choking and gagging and face fucking and spitting on and stroking his big hard dick throughout every day his swagger is irresistible and ultimately attractive to the opposite sex he will fuck you hard until you cum hard on his big dick he just might most definitely fuck the whole squad if their at a party his dick is Only for the ladies guys he wants to have sex with kelsi Monroe everyday and her feet forever he loves kinky stuff and is willing to try any and every sex position he’s the best with sex positions he’s so cool and sexy
What’s wrong with you

I walked in and dominic was getting fucking head by like three bitches
Dominic by Test Her limit bruh November 12, 2020
Diddlebug (Noun) a Husband who spends so much time slacking off or "diddling" that the main goal task or objective is subverted or delayed horribly.
Matthew is such a Diddlebug!
Diddlebug by EnyoHaldane July 13, 2017

Phantom Scrolling 

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.
Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.
Phantom Scrolling by Jitskin March 22, 2025
A male who goes four months without washing his pants.
Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.
Grode by Angry Ape September 24, 2003
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