aww inspiring

a quote, social-media-update or action which will elicite the veritable "aww" because of the "cuteness" of it..this is most often observed on facebook when a status update is followed by 28 "aww's" (mostly by women.......and not so straight men)

Steve's facebook update - "nothing beats sipping hot chocolate with your girl on a cold winter morning"

Gill - awwwwwww
Sandra - awwwwwww
Kate - awwwwwww
Jack - wanna make it better? put some rufis in there
Sally - awwwwwww
Jack - @Sally - I'd love to sip your hot chocolate !!
Zoe - awwwwwww
Jane - awwwwwwww
Gaylord - awwwwwwwwieee
Bala - What a f*%$in aww inspiring update !!

Bala - P.S. - @Sally - I'd LOVE to sip your hot chocolate !!

aww inspiring by hu-b-u February 13, 2012

coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

coon's age by Tbone April 22, 2004

Philbug

A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.

1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

Philbug by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Siddhartha

Someone who is aggressive and but for good reasons. chill and fun to talk to or be around good looks plus a good friend very intimidating if you aren’t close with him

Siddhartha is a very tall and caring man

Siddhartha by n1xily November 21, 2021

wilton pereira sampaio

Wilton Pereira Sampaio is a FRENCH FUCKING FAN and a Brazilian referee. He robbed England’s world cup match with france and is currently under investigation for falsely not awarding a penalty to England after Harry Kane was assaulted. He also didn’t foul France’s team for pushing Saka multiple times. He also was recently offered sexual factors by Mbappe (French player) for favourable decisions to France. He is a wanker and one of the most biggest prick of all time. 😘

Random person: Who is Wilton Pereira Sampaio?
Me: An undercover oui oui baguette muncher who rigged the EnglanvFrance match so he could do sexual acts with Mbappe
Random Person: Oh

wilton pereira sampaio by Jaylovesballs December 11, 2022

Frigid

Being afraid of any interaction with the opposite sex; OR
Being sexually unresponsive, pokerfaced to his/her attempts to kiss/hug/have any interaction with you

He's so frigid.
She's so frigid.

Frigid by eden May 13, 2005

Sket

A gun

"Hey Yo! This cats are buggin out on the block tonight!"
"Whateva! I got the sket if some shit goes down."

Sket by 77clash March 16, 2017

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