Top Gear

A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.

Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.

Top Gear by Babababush October 4, 2010

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Mikenzie

My girl the popular chill but all a boy can want she will make you numb.

Mikenzie is mine.

Mikenzie by TTV lil pp December 3, 2018

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Q-tistics

Short for “QAnon Statistics.” The conspiracy that the corona infections and deaths statistics in the US have been concocted or inflated to make Donald J. Trump look awfully untruthful and inept in managing the pandemic crisis.

President Trump claimed that “Only 6% people actually died of Covid-19,” “99% of coronavirus cases are “totally harmless,” and “US’s Covid-19 mortality rate is the lowest in the world.” Aren’t these examples of Q-tistics?

Q-tistics by Covido September 27, 2020

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Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

Wooden Koala by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

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J4U2NO

just for you to know

that stain on your car is not pineapple juice, j4u2no

J4U2NO by danne July 22, 2010

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light weight

meaning a little bit

"Do you like the song leave (get out) by jojo?"
"Light weight, it's ok."

light weight by lil miss lani May 12, 2004

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Wankbag

A bag of wank, someone who is useful for nothing else but to collect the sex wee of dirty men.

Literal: "Wow Paris Hilton's a real wankbag in that sex tape"

Everyday: "You know that dude Dan? He totally stole my slushee the other day. What a wankbag."

Wankbag by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007

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