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Bernardinuscollege 

Bernardinuscollege is a very kut and skeere school. When you walk into the school you feel a wave of depression and sadness hit your face. Guy the Monk (who is the principal of the school) BE the vibe. Everyone is BE(sexual) and they al want to BE dead. All the toilets are full of poop because everyone shits in and next to the toilets because they want to BE lactose intolerant. All heil Guy the Monk because he buys 10 2000$ Tv but we cant go on a trip to a fun place.
"What school do you go to?"

"I go to Bernardinuscollege."

"Really? that is a really kut and skeere school."

"Yea, i know. i want to BE dead."

Stawkward 

Stawkward - adj. - the awkward moment when you confront someone about stalking you.
"ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"
"Well... this is stawkward."
Stawkward by TheZachalope April 22, 2011
a nice ass

eg my mans got a nice bunda
A bunda means a nicely shpaed ass its a salng talk from britain or england
eg my mans got a nice bunda
bunda by 6969ssuussyybbaakkaa February 15, 2022

Nickcation

(N) Nick-kay-shun: The official cutting of all ties with the short twin who has a receding hairline and who is sexual in private but not in public, aka he tries to pass it off like he doesn't masturbate all the time, except he does because he can't get any. See also: Nukey Cabookie, My twin masturbates and I don't, Small penis and other genitalia, I like to mess with girls, I'd rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and I'm actually not bringing sexy back.
I can't even believe I dated a guy with a small penis...it's time for a Nickcation
Nickcation by oohbabybaby11 December 28, 2010
a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.
ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small
Ming by banga brotha August 6, 2003
Later. You didn't really tings that bredrin did ya? Or just: I pulled Naomi. Laters! No you didn't.
Later by Anonymous October 2, 2003
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