Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

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Sa Cuat

Adorable, #socute

"The dress Sarah got is sa cuat!". "Look at him!, he is sa cuat!"

Sa Cuat by AwesoemGirl25 February 8, 2015

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A chemical imbalance sensitive dumbass who is a self centered attention seeking flab

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Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st, national weezer day."

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A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

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Bromothymol blue is a chemical that turns green or yellow when exposed to high levels of carbon dioxide. It’s chemical composition is C27H28Br2O5S

“We used BTB in class today to measure the release of CO2 in burning ethanol”

BTB by Woofle_124 May 5, 2023

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The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.

Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.

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