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Urban Dictionary

petrosexuals 

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
petrosexuals by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

vagination 

Generation of spillage resulting from overexcitement.
Todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. Every time his favorite gay singer, Justin Timberlake, appears on TV, Todd's mom gets blown into the air by the massive flow of fluids out of Todd's hose. Todd's gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to the gayness of Timberlake was 'cute' and resembled the singer's female fans reactions, tragically died following an outburst of accumulated vagination on one of Todd's regular monthly checkups.

"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "
vagination by nutty walrus December 9, 2008

Swedish Fish 

A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.
"would you care to be the swedish fish at our party tonight?"
Swedish Fish by DGZO May 14, 2009

daymien donoven devore

a fat man who is known for having a small penis.
Did you see daymien donoven devore? Still fat with his small penis.

anus chaser 

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.
Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.
anus chaser by Lennyw April 24, 2017
Naman fucking so good
Naman fucking so good
Naman by anonymous February 14, 2022