The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

It’s like sperm

(V) The act of acting neagatively in a situation where everyone else's view is positive or not problematic; the act of picking out the negatives in a situation, and bitterly remarking about them

If you’re an opacrophile, you have the purest personality ever. You love watching the sunset and you do it every day. To be an opacrophile means you love sunsets more than the average human being, and you are just as golden as the sunset.

To accidentally initiate or receive and unintended FaceTime call

A handshake you do with a good friend when you have a happy or "fluffy" moment. In order to do this handshake you must form a fist with your hand and make sure it is covered with some sort of cloth, such as a long sleeve. Your partner must do the same thing with your fist. Next you and your partner must rub your fists gently against each others while saying fuzz fuzz in a soft and content manner.