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mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
mushroom polisher by Isl-96 February 17, 2024

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION 

In America, Affirmative Action was a product of the Great Society policies of President Lyndon Baines Johnson. It was first codified into law under a series of Executive Orders (not approved by Congress, in other words), which stated that munitions manufacturers including private firms doing business with the federal government should "take affirmative action" in hiring minorities - at the time defined almost solely as African Americans.

As the Vietnam War dragged on under President Richard Milhous Nixon, Affirmative Action became part of a wider government program to bribe inner city blacks to get with the program and support their government. Of course, Affirmative Action, welfare (started under FDR in the 1930s) and other government handouts did nothing to increase the love that black people had for the federal government.

By 1978 liberal activism was under attack. President Jimmy Carter had expanded Johnson's liberal social programs to their ultimate extreme, and white, middle class Americans began to look toward the Republican Party and their rising star, Ronald Reagan, for new political direction. That same year, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against quotas for the first time in the landmark California Board of Regents vs. Allan Bakke decision. However, Affirmative Action was far from dead and buried.

Today Affirmative Action remains rooted in American policy, although most Americans including many African-Americans find Affirmative Action outmoded for the much less racist atmosphere of the 21st Century.

Inexplicably Affirmative Action still exists, even after the election of Barack Obama.
Affirmative Action put that white guy with a college degree in the unemployment line, while that black guy who can't even write his own name got the promotion.

Asians and Jews are also targets of racism, but they get none of the benefits of Affirmative Action. It's punishment for their success, I assume.

Jesse "Affirmative Action" Jackson got Nike to loan him $600 million dollars after threatening a boycott. What an extortionist piece of shit he is.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION by Assex 776 December 9, 2008
“Look at that idiotic leader. He’s such a dayal!”
Dayal by Gottadowatyougottado August 31, 2019
da best in every domain of any human realm

cezara’s fav
ivanciu e cel mai sigma male
Ivanciu by dj vasile February 12, 2023
There’s not many guarantees in life except for a few, one of them is that Emilina will always find a way to make you smile, her patience, understanding, humour, humility, cuteness and willingness to go with the flow no matter what weird shit you say easily gets her in the top 5 people you’ve met. She’s the best person to be bored with cause you’ll cherish that boredom with her. She’ll never judge you and always be willing to listen to anything that’s on your chest. One of her nicknames is Balkan baddie yet there’s no bad bone in her body and she is the furthest thing from intimidating but maybe the baddie comes from the fact that you can talk to her for hours upon hours and even more hours and not get bored which means you’re going to get distracted from your work.

An unlikely friendship but you wouldn’t have it any other way is what people usually describe their friendship between them and Emilina. Her many nicknames are Balkan baddie, adorable semolina, meaner from the “mean and meaner” duo, the watcher and many more.

Along with being cute AF Emilina is also an entrepreneur, being the CFO of Coochie curtains and co-founder of cuddle time means dagger time.
And if there’s one thing that Emilina’s dad was right about is the fact that she cannot be mean because she doesn’t have it in her.

Once you get a hold of an Emilina try your best to never let her go because you won’t get much better than that.
You are such an Emilina type of person

barefeet 

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.
With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.
barefeet by barefeet March 31, 2007
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