cold digger

n. A woman who dates a man for his air conditioning.

When she learned that he owned a 10,000 BTU window unit, Natalie, a cold-hearted cold digger, decided that she would wait until the end of summer to break up with George.

cold digger by dog the great April 25, 2011

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Seed

A "Deez Nuts" joke, especially effective when someone is complaining about seeds in their weed.

Patient: WTF there was a seed in that last bag.

Caregiver: A seed? ::grabs crotch:: Well, seed deez nuts.

Seed by bigjimi June 14, 2014

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Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization

Now, currently we are going to dissect this so buckle up. Is when you use a tool known as a springlebottomificator to make the bottom of something more springy. The action of using a springlebottomificator is called springlebottomificatorization.
Now, microspringlebottomificatorization is when you do springlebottomificatorization with something small.
Polymicrospringlebottomificatorization is when you do microspringlebottomificatorization but with many things at once.
Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization is when you do microspringlebottomificatorization but with something in water, such as a fish.

Mom: "Hey, have you done the Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization yet?
Child: "No, but I'll pull out the springlebottomificator and use it on many small objects in the water."
Mom: "Ok, I'll check later to see if you did it."

Aquapolymicrospringlebottomificatorization by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

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failmui

a past failure or mistake that is no matter to the present

“Remember when you burnt the bacon and you didn’t have any breakfast cause you were already late to school? Don’t wanna be late again!”
“Yeah, ok. But that’s a failmui”

failmui by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021