Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).
Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).
Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.
Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).
Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).
A kind hearted person who looks at people for who they are. He also is very caring with an incredibly large penis. He is very energetic and outgoing always ready to try new things
along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
"mate... will you go in and get us 10 richmonds and a 3 leet?"