Danmmmmm she needs masway

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

"I feel so guilty," confessed the man in a Pickachu shirt.
"Why?" pondered Ace.
"I cheatachued with Henry last night," responded the man.

Me: I would kill for some tiddy mustard right about now.

How did you get thilk?

That guy chucked me again, he keeps telling me about his dog and showing me pictures on his phone.