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Vonning out 

When a nigga highballs his character and will say "He'll beat your character." without giving much context and reasoning.
So a example is "MY CHARACTER WILL BEATS YOU CAUSE BLAH BLAH." While another guy will say "Bro you Vonning out?"
Vonning out by Nenis21 January 31, 2022

Tot Armor 

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

cunt guzzler 

Dude that girl is so annoying, what a cunt guzzler.
cunt guzzler by WeezyBreezy January 17, 2015

pluto dick 

a small short dick with no hair.
tim has a pluto dick.
pluto dick by steelers rock April 19, 2010
V - To take advantage of somebody not as smart as yourself
I just Tbowled my girlfriend into giving me a blow job.
Tbowl by "GR User" September 2, 2003

dad reflexes 

the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it
Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.
dad reflexes by NassuTheU July 27, 2016
A version of poker where you make your best 5-card hand out of six cards, where 3's and 8's are wild. The rules are that everyone gets dealt 3 cards, and at that point you determing if you are "IN" or if you fold. If you're in, you're in for at least $1, at which point you are dealt your remaning 3 cards. The betting starts, in order (similar to regular poker), but the increments for bets are $1, $3, $5 and of course $8 a.k.a. "CHILITO."

Commonly played with two or more decks being dealt simultaneously - with preference being that they two or more decks be distinguishable, so multple rounds can be played at the same time (i.e. "In on Blue, out on Red, in on HARD PACK").

Important note is that in the event where the VALUE of all 5 cards is identical between or among 2 or more players, the winning hand will be the one that contains the highest Natural Card, by Suit.
"Monger called 'Chilito' and didn't pay up, claiming a tie even though he clearly lost - he definately owes Dr. Matt 8 bucks!"
Chilito by Ligity April 19, 2010
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