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A city like Seattle that gives away free hotel rooms, food, and apartments thus inviting people to live, eat and use drugs for free.
I couldn’t wait to get out of prison in florida to come to Freeattle (Seattle) to eat, be housed, and live for free while also committing crimes and doing drugs.
Freeattle by WeHeartSeattle January 4, 2026

Riddicted 

Ridiculously addicted.
This anonymous pre-formed pork patty drenched in bbq from a popular McRestaurant is dank. I'm seriously riddicted.
Riddicted by marrymemolly December 1, 2010
A South Korean Boy Group that consists of 5 members. The maknae (youngest) is Huengkai, and the rest of the members are Yeonjun, Taehyun, Beomgyu, and the oldest is Soobin. They are very happy spirits, cheering up one another and inspiring people all over the world! Do you like TXT?
"txt 4th gen it group"
TXT by soobins_bingsuu August 29, 2020

Clobberfuck 

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.
1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"

Pyro Elf 

A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.
Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.
Pyro Elf by Fergus June 19, 2004

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top 

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.
I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
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