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Abbreviation for eXtreme Makeout Session.

A makeout session ranging from 1st to 3rd base depending on the situation, location, or mood.

Usually planned ahead with no emotional attachment or strings attached.
Lee: Hey Cat! Wanna have an xms later?
Cat: Sure.

Cat: Heh, Lee and I had a crazzzyyyy xms last night at Kevin's party.
Amanda: ...is Lee available tonight?
xms by JRizzzzzzle June 25, 2005

Sophia lang

Sophia lang is my best friend in the whole world. I love her no matter what. She is funny, ditzy, pretty, and for the most part kind hearted. Sophia has been there for me since forever and I have been there for her too. We hang out almost everyday and are like sisters. Sophia and I are weird but we are weird together. I can be myself around sophia and not be scared . Sophia has never left my side and is my bestest friend ever
Me: I heart sophia lang
You: same
Sophia lang by rfkamazing June 30, 2022

Bicockulars 

Whilst wanking off two cocks, At the point of ejaculation hold them both in front of your eyes.
I had look through the bicockulars last night. I couldn't see fuck all, but my eyes don't half sting!!!
Bicockulars by Notts2019 October 21, 2021
if you shave your quarantine beard even though you said would not because your ho said "beard scare me", then you are a simp
simp by artab.ananf April 5, 2020

horse shit cigarettes 

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico
smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!

Mecca Blowjob

When you lay down on someone's prayer mat right before they pray to Mecca so they are forced to give you a blowjob.
I snuck into the prayer room and planted myself on a prayer mat and got a total Mecca Blowjob. That bitch went straight jihad on my cock for hours.
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