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A very short conversation, typically only lasting about five seconds. Best used when you don't want to have a full conversation but still want to talk to a person.
Daniel: Hey Ryan what's your favorite color?
Ryan: Oh it's blue.
Daniel: Great convo. (Leaves)
Convo by Danltheginger November 28, 2015
ESPN Reporter I'd Like to Fuck, includes the ranks of Erin Andrews, Molly Qerim, Rachel Nichols, Michelle Beadle, Michele Tafoya etc. These women typically roam the sidelines at various collegiate and professional sporting events, serving as a sideline reporter during the ESPN television broadcast. Other duties may include covering field reports for daily SportsCenter broadcasts or hosting various in studio shows on the ESPN family of networks.
"Dude I was watching the game last night on ESPN and Erin Andrews was interviewing some lucky asshole player who was totally checking out her rack. I really can't blame him though, she is such a fucking ESPNRILF!!!"
ESPNRILF by Mock Diesel October 20, 2009
The biggest bitch and thot you'll ever meet

Ugly as hell. All his ex's and mirrors hate him.
Damn there's that thor aka bitch damien
Damien by Dad and daddy October 16, 2018

portfolioaidsopoulos 

A person, originating from Greece, who constantly flags accounts for no real reason. Once an account has been flagged, an annoying form must be signed and returned to remove the flag.
My account got flagged again for no reason. Portfolioaidsopoulos is now asking for a signature.
portfolioaidsopoulos by DSC369 February 12, 2013

Oompa Blumpkin 

A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.
Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.

Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song

What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum
Oompa Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
A chut from Somalia doing his fucking ba from Ferguson.
Mashuur is the fucker you see in the below box
Mashuur by Som son October 22, 2019
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