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passive adouchive 

A state of extreme douchiness that occurs when brought on by a moronic question, where the answer is usually very obvious to everyone but the tard asking it. The douchy behavior requires the individual to act as if they're being polite and straightforward, yet they're making a total tard out of the moron asking the stupid question. The more passive the douchy behavior, the better.
Jo: I posted something for sale online, and the description stated what size it was. Then some dumb ass sent me a message to ask what size it was.

Luke: What a tard! Can I message them back and tell them that it's located right there conveniently in the item description??

Jo: No, don't piss them off with your passive adouchive behavior. I need to sell that shit! Momma needs money!
passive adouchive by Yay!!! February 18, 2014

Super mega mid 

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hoe ass nigga bitch 

niggas that never shut the fuck up and weigh over 300 pounds
fuck man izaiah never shuts up and that foo is hella fat, he’s such a hoe ass nigga bitch
When a person's inflated attitude and behaviour heads in an uncharacteristically negative direction.
When my mate Danny got that promotion he turned into more of a whiney bitch and his general demeanor went in a cuntward direction
Cuntward by Kiwiboiii January 13, 2021

vampiresexual

Someone: OMG you watch Vampire Diaries? EW why
Me: Because I’m ✨Vampiresexual✨
vampiresexual by Izzyy Bizzyy January 20, 2021
OH look that kid over there he must be a zeeshan
zeeshan by gnhtgnsnhi February 13, 2017
South African for small general store or 'corner shop'
What do you want from the cafe?
Cafe by Boriskza September 13, 2009
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