a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.

A womens breasts. Round and perky.

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

When the male ejaculates on a hard level surface, the female proceeds to snort the line of jizz much like one would cocaine.

another word for cock or dick

a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish