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Ultinormie 

Ultinormie - a person who all the sudden is crazy about smash ultimate and will not stop praising the game. they freak out whenever someone is announced for smash ultimate but never talks about announcements for any other games ( example - e3 - 2019) they always talk about how they "started" on melee when they were 5 or some dumb fucking age like that (because a 5 year old somehow is able to play a game that requires a lot of planning, memory, timing and strats?). whenever you are at their house or they are allowed to bring a system with them, they always have smash with them and nothing else. they act like a real nintendo fan but in reality they are a normie and the only franchise they've played is mario and their earliest console they own is a wii u
you: hey, Ultinormie what are you excited for in 2019!

Ultinormie: bAnJO kAZOoiE
Ultinormie by g0rd0n_freeman September 3, 2019
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Ella is so annoy and will not stop talking
Taylor: did you hear Ella today

Katy : y’a she was talking the whole time
Ella by Omgya October 27, 2020
Usually Black. Almost all Arthur's have big noses. Bad breath and Broke.
Omg Arthur totally thought I was into him. Ewww.
Arthur by caught~broken~caged September 18, 2016

sky candy 

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.
sky candy by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016
An amazing basketball player, shorter brown eyed and light brown hair girl. Usually the leader of her group, flawlessly beautiful.
Boy 1) DUDE! Holy shit who's that?????
Boy 2) That's Saige, she's amazing.😍
Saige by Ballergirl1103 September 22, 2016

Homework 

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.
I would rather be dismembered than do homework.
Homework by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014

Slippery Handle 

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.
I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.