Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

A name only bestowed upon royalty, for she is one of one—a beautiful abnormality of the universe. Like a bunny, she is soft, cute, and playfully energetic, yet incredibly powerful. Carrying the essence of the colors purple, white, and gold, she is enthralling, causing everyone to stop and either admire or envy her. It is a once-in-a-lifetime privilege to meet her, and even less likely that she will be intrigued by you. Her value is immeasurable, and to be chosen by her is the crowning glory of one's existence.

A xu is a hundredth of a dong. Xus are typically found in Vietnam, where thousands of xus are exchanged every day.

A weird fucking way to laugh