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Contemporary 

If you make music and someone tells you that your music should sound more contemorary, instead of making them a contemporary sounding album, why not just tell them to make their own contemporary sounding music if it's what they like, since the music you make is your own, it's not meant to sound like somebody else's, even if that makes it less popular, at least you didn't compromise your music because somebody thought that's what you should do with it.
Not everybody has to make music that sounds contemporary, if someone likes contemporary music, they need to buy albums by people that make it or make it themselves, not expect every artist to start making the kind of music they like, that's bullshit. If you're a music artist you would think they wouldn't buy tickets to your show if they didn't like the way your music sounded, especially not if you had been making music for a long time and people were still buying albums and tickets to shows.
Contemporary by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
A good time

An attractive person you wanna bang
To Attack (positively and negatively)
Krookt can really be used as felt appropriate by the user. Feel free the use Krookt in your own inventive way!
Yo this hookah is krookt homie.
Damn, that girl is so krookt I wanna bang her.
I was at a bar and this guy almost got krookt after tryin to steal my girl

I'm gonna make so much money its gonna be krookt.
Krookt by KrooktJam January 21, 2018

Donald Bradman 

To pick up a girl who is way too good for you.
Origins: Famous cricketer called Donald Bradman who continously amazed crowds by batting way above his average.
How did he pull her?

Biggest Donald Bradman.

My mate Gav did the same thing. I don't get it.
Donald Bradman by The WBT February 22, 2012

Bald Kitty 

shes got a bald kitty
Bald Kitty by yea that one July 20, 2018

The Viking 

When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.
Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work
The Viking by Swimgal69 May 5, 2018

Sadiator 

This is someone who attempts to present themselves as a Gladiator but is only a sad poser.
You're no Gladiator, Rylan, just a poor , posing little Sadiator!
Sadiator by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020
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