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Urban Dictionary

Freeloader 

A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.
Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."
Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).

Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.
Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"
Unit by Pablo Escobar January 6, 2004
A good daily driver car with a piece of shit transmission. Now being replaced by the Ford 500.
Its rare to find a taurus near 130K without transmission trouble.
taurus by DakotaThunder January 21, 2005

gayphone 

Gayphone — really?
Actually, I’m offensive, and find this very iPhone userly.
gayphone by theVlad07 July 20, 2018
Bisaya swear word. Translates as "Devil's dick"

Comes from:
Yawa - Devil
Tite - dick
*watches a scary movie* *jumpscare*
AH YATI
Yati by Goose Tavios November 4, 2020
A Twitch phrase used by large communities such as Contagion Gaming, meaning Pull Your Ass Out, or Get Your Shit Together.
You need to PYAO and get on Among Us!
PYAO by TopherGamingOfficial February 14, 2021

Tea Dance Republican 

A homosexual who not only supports the American Republican party (i.e. a Log Cabin Republican, c.f.) but the radical Tea Party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. Portmanteau of Tea Partier and Tea Dance, a mainly East Coast phenomenon of Gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.
Aric: I fully support what the Governor has done to Public Employee Unions. Oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, Jared. We came to the costume party as yuppies... Easiest '80s costumes ever.

John: Ah, a "Tea Dance Republican". I should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)
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