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Colonel Burton

A really cool unit in CnC Generals and Zero Hour, armed with a minigun, explosives, stealth and a knife. Use him well and he can wipe out half a base alone!
That Colonel Burton done some work before you killed him! LOL
Colonel Burton by Luke16_89 September 8, 2008
A person who has an overall negative outlook on life, and believes that all people are motivated by selfishness.
A cynic is a person who, when he sees flowers, looks for a coffin.
cynic by Deej July 24, 2004
Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.
Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher
Patcher by Twunt December 9, 2013

Crinclits 

Drops of Dried Blood Clinging to Her Pubes During Rag Week.
Filthy Bitch Who Never Cleans Her Mott After Boiling The Beetroot
The Dirty Slut Had Crinclits On Her Twat, It Was Just like That space Dust Stuff Exploding In Your Mouth.
Crinclits by Aggo64 June 11, 2006

joe griffith 

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."
Class is a word often used for calling someone bad or easy.
Your actually class dude
Class by Isaac Wongchiu November 19, 2022
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