a ridiculously lazy shit who literally spends his working day doing nothing and then gets promoted for no explainable reason. Likes to have fun and verbally abuse people for shits and giggles. Has a receding hairline that seems to make him look like a young Peter Sutcliffe
"that gentleman who stares at his computer and does sod all has been promoted again"
"that's what is called a pledge"
A loving beautiful girl , with a heart of gold that deserves the world . She’s funng , smart and kind. She may be annoying , loud and obnoxious sometimes but that’s okay , because she will be the best person you will ever meet in your life .