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pseudonymity 

Anonymity by using pseudonyms in social networking media. A means for users to express their less than savory opinions and traits (e.g. trolling) without hearing about it from their mum or colleagues afterwards.
grrrl_93 = fun-lovin' pseudonymous
well_hung = poor ignoramus

"grrrl_93: Want to see a vid I made? It's a bit risqué.
well_hung: oooh yessss!
grrrl_93: Okay, look here: (links to Xtube)
(...)
well_hung: WAAAAAAH!
grrrl_93: Meet up?
well_hung: DUDE!
...well_hung has logged off"

grrrl_93/well_hung: 1/0 - win by pseudonymity.
pseudonymity by barbama October 7, 2011
A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
“He texted ‘wyd’ with a period. Now I’m spiraling. I hate this Armie.”
Armie by Qatiqua August 1, 2025

Michael Jordan 

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot
Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again
Michael Jordan by edgepotato January 14, 2007

Butt Plug Jokes 

They make people delete you on Snapchat
Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs
Butt Plug Jokes by Everjust April 20, 2018
Overfarming land until it becomes a desert. Planting large amounts of potatoes and failure to rotate crops is usually responsible for the desertification.
Hey Billy Bob you better rotate your crops or else you're gonna tuttle all this perfectly good land.

Wow I can't believe you tuttled this whole plot. You really shouldn't overgraze.
tuttle by 5hibby August 1, 2018

angry beaver

one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.

there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.

if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
angry beaver by ilovecrackcocaine September 10, 2008
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