tuttle

a fat short ill-tempered man who resembles a leprechaun
also a man obsessed with food

Woaw, did you see that fat short dude? He was such a tuttle.

by lskjxkgsahdflhaw April 21, 2008

tuttle

To follow another person or persons, speaking incessantly about one's own problems and issues despite the obvious disinterest of that person or persons.

I was totally tuttled by that annoying girl. She followed me around all day and wouldn't shut up!

by toadslick June 13, 2008

tuttle

Overfarming land until it becomes a desert. Planting large amounts of potatoes and failure to rotate crops is usually responsible for the desertification.

Hey Billy Bob you better rotate your crops or else you're gonna tuttle all this perfectly good land.

Wow I can't believe you tuttled this whole plot. You really shouldn't overgraze.

by 5hibby August 1, 2018

tuttle

An ill-fated layered food dish. A tuttle usually involves meat and bread layers, and may also contain an egg glaze. However, the primary defining characteristic of a tuttle is that its various ingredients clash, and it is only reluctantly consumed.

"Oh man, this Saracen Beef Tuttle is awful, why are there walnuts in it?!"

by Mess_iah September 15, 2008

tuttled

v. pt. making accusations and/or threatning criminal charges based on false assumptions and ignorance of the situaton. esp when consequences of said action extend far beyond the individual's normal sphere of influence.

Mr. Johnson tuttled tech support because he believed they should have been able to fix his water logged computer over the phone.

by crownjewel82 July 25, 2008

Tuttled

Verb inspired by the traveling nightmares, mishaps and missed flights of one Stephen D Tuttle.

Son of a xxxxx... i been Tuttled again, my flight is delayed for 3 hours!

by Smurfalopolis January 18, 2010

Tuttled

The act of trying to call someone so many times that they literally will do anything at all costs to avoid you. You basically make them hate you because your constant barrage of phone calls is so overwhelming. This is most applicable in business but could be used as an action verb with relationships.

The sales rep from X has literally tuttled the heck out of me.

I was interested in your product until you tuttled me to death.

by Dr. Smeagle December 18, 2013