the insane pro cod player who attracts female attention

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.

This is boredom to the max. Stop doing this or you will die sad.

I want you!
I want to love you!
I want you to love me!
I want to be in your arms!
I want to tell you I love you more than anything!

Somedays I feel like I have it figured out... you, us... and then you throw me a curve ball. Why? I don't know. You not understanding the "context" is a play on the words I used, basically meaning it is not time, I guess... I know when that post was made.. probably why I loved it so much! ...

however, I could totally be wrong... just like a picture that allegedly didn't happen that I connected with a post that has been deleted...

Granted, I am completely trying to drive in a speeder fashion than the current speed. Probably went a little too far one day.. oops!

I know what I want... and that is YOU!

FINE! I will stop trying to speed things up, but don't think that means I don't want to be with you... or that I don't love you more than anything!

I guess that is my fear. .. along with never being able to experience loving you face to face... never being in your arms (how I dream about the moment your arms are wrapped me!!)

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

When you ever so lovingly caress the other cars while parallel parking.