The opposite of intense, something that lacks intensity. A very boring situation.

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.

One who takes a century to drink a pint, one who likes using similarities.
And most definitely knows everything about anything

most beautiful girl in the world inside and out.

The fitness craze propelled by social media that has given rise to a sudden influx in fantastic, thicc asses appearing all over the place.

The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.

The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.