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stealth ratchet

A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.
" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
stealth ratchet by mrscuddles April 29, 2014

whore diamond 

A whore diamond is the method used to rate prostitutes at the website of the escort service that Eliot Spitzer. The scale goes from one to seven whore diamonds. The diamond scale determines the price of the prostitute. Eliot Spitzer's escort was only three whore diamonds.
Damn, that girl is at least four whore diamonds.
whore diamond by mcgarrett hi50 March 13, 2008
the web system in NY.
Jose: Howd you geddos rims, Money?
Vinnie: Onna intanet, Yo.
Jose: Oh, shit.
intanet by web on the cob April 29, 2008

polarrhoids 

A condition commonly found in hipsters stemming from the constant need to be "ironic" and "vintage" at the same time, "polarrhoids" is characterized by such a person purchasing a classic instant-film camera from a thrift shop for $5, and then proceeding to spend upwards of $2.00 per exposure in order to capture photographs and print them instantly. Said hipster will often dismiss the poor quality of the exposures when compared with sub-$50 no-name brand digital cameras (which have an operating cost of $free.00 per exposure) as irrelevant and then cite "the experience" as their primary reasoning for using a bulky, outdated, shitty camera.
"It looks like Stephaghn has whipped out his Polaroid at a restaurant again, so I guess we can look forward to him taking pictures of his food with it, then taking pictures of the films with his phone camera, and then Instagraming them. He's got a pretty severe case of Polarrhoids."
A male that never gets laid and loves the Sundance Pub
That guy is such a Shane I bet he hangs out at the Sundance
Shane by NigNag95 September 28, 2025

Nogger Menu 

A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:

Hhhhhrice,

Peeeaaaa, and

Fried Cickon.

Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.

Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.

Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.

Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!

Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.

Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!

Waitor: That is a pea.

Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!

Waitor: Your what?

Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!

time and a turd 

in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd
boss "where have you been"
employee "just claimed time and a turd"
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