When you're raped by a fast food employee

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.

Cat on facebook.

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

the actual best person in the world. They care about their girlfriend so so much it’s unreal. They are crazy funny and so nice. Angelos can sometimes be called a player but for some people he isn’t. They are too cute to be true and are soooo handsome. They’d do anything for their girl. Angelos tend to be very loyal to their friends even when they move, change school, stop talking, and much more.

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you