A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your
family; probably
love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just
18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka
Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your
cousin,
Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."