A whore of a person who sincerely believes that people appreciate her company when in reality everyone despises her and every time she opens her mouth people want to smash their face into the closest wall.
Caitlyn is the embodiment of an alcoholic, overgrown fetus. I will now proceed to throw her like a discuss into the sun
Offbeat or slightly crazy or amusing,
When something goes wrong,
A greeting or goodbye reserved for someone of whom you are especially fond.
A fantastic concert would be described as "Totally Bonkercockie" or "What a Bonkercockie evening"
"It's all gone bonkercockie" would be used to describe a task which begins well but fails at the final hurdle.
Bonkercockie - A Humorous farewell.