Term used mainly in Texas to refer to low to low-mid quality weed that comes in flat, large and round buds. Usually full of seeds and very cheap.

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.

A tall, dark and handsome man, with long, luscious hair who has the ability to grow an excellent beard.

To dive headfirst into a task recklessly and without proper preparation, metaphorically alluding to sexual intercourse without the use of protection.

Fear, uncertainty and doubt.

A new "miracle" drug that in 73% of all cases has effectively transformed "strange dudes" into "regular guys"