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A person who acts similar to lead singer Jarvis Cocker in the music video for the Pulp song "Common People". YouTube it.
average man: Where'd you get those dance moves?
hipster: Jarvis Cocker, bitch!
average man: Damn hipsters!
hipster by Corinthian_mirror November 6, 2010
A gay rapper who got a tattoo of his man-crush, Chris Cooley. The two were friends until Cooley saw Wale's tattoo, at which point there was sudden awkwardness.
50 Cent: "Fat Joe is a real Wale. Wale is a real Wale."
Jay-Z: "So they're both gay?"
50 Cent: "Yep, and so are you!"
Wale by streeter77 May 9, 2010
A nonsensical celebratory exclamation. Derived from blarg.
blearf by Juozas March 31, 2007
|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"
kitten by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008

homo hits 

When someone is saying or doing something gay they get 4 punches
Bro that shit you just said was gay as hell thats homo hits
homo hits by T recklezz October 29, 2017

Magic Joint 

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.
My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.
Magic Joint by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023
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