Jun Mochizuki is the troll that created the manga Pandora Hearts.
She constantly plays with your emotions, but in the end, you can't help but love her for creating such a wonderful manga.
But at the same time, Tumblr is full of posts about her like "UNULERANFUHRPOAGHU JUN MOCHIZUKI WHYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU HURT MY FEELS???!!!1!!!?!?!1?"
Which pretty much describes her work.

if a person wants to know something really bad, but has no chance to fulfill his desire at the moment.

Someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of documents or evidence,etc.

When you are stuck in the ghetto which causes you to have Deja Vu.

The carp streamer emoji can be used to express mixed emotions represented by the red and blue

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease