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Urban Dictionary

1. Spanish slang for “The Cock.” also the nickname used by those who are “in the know” to describe the insanely talented American born musician and scholar, Dave Cox.

2. The Spanglish equivalent to using the name “Johnson” to add a distinguished or “ritzy” flare to ones penis.
“That rooster is a Stallion! A real “Elkacko!”
Or, “I don’t always drink Mexican beers with my best bro, but when I do, It’s Elkacko.”
Elkacko by Kackwhacker March 16, 2018

Crystal Mom 

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
Crystal Mom by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
A 'Coolpool' is an intelligent person who is addicted to on-line games.

It is also a nickname for 'Will'.
Hey, Will! You're such a Coolpool!
Coolpool by imnot1337 April 4, 2013
The art of sticking your finger in your butt and wiping the poo on someone ele's upper-lip making it look like a hitler mustache. Billy H has done this!
"When kenny fell asleep, I proceeded to give him a hitler at the party last night."

Nobellium Uranium 

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*
A contraction (short form) for "thank you" created from elision of the first part of the word and by using the last phonetic syllable ("kyou").

Notable for saving time in everyday speech for being able to be said faster than alternatives such as "thanks" and texted/typed faster than "ty."
Person 1: There you go, here's the note that you missed from the lecture today.
Person 2: "Q"
Q by Savaros March 18, 2017

Human Copying Machine 

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
Human Copying Machine by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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