A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.
Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.
Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.
David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."