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Gerontocracy 

The group of old fags in both government and private industry who guided the ship directly into the iceberg and sunk it.
The United States is a corrupt gerontocracy now. Will you fuckin niggers leave already?
Gerontocracy by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

De’Angelo 

He is one of the most loving and most caring people you will ever meet. He’s tall and very affectionate. He’ll make your heart stop and make you float. He loves spoiling his woman and treating her like a goddess, above all. There’s nothing he loves more than his Girlfriend and his Dog. He’s super cute and super adorable. Has an amazing smile. He loves to show his lady all of his affection, smother her in kisses and shower her in love. Even if he doesn’t show his feelings much, you’ll know that he’s all for you.
Best friend: hows De’Angelo treating you?
Me: gosh.. when I’m with him.. when I hear his voice or see him.. my heart stops.. it feels like im floating.. like- nothing will ever hurt me.. like I’m an unstoppable force.. he’s so supportive and such an amazing guy..
De’Angelo by xxMonchi May 5, 2020
Works a job for their respective government as their primary/secondary method of income. Similar to wagecuck in the fact that it is someone who has either failed at all other options of work or college.
"Hey I heard Cameron is a govcuck"
"Really?"
"Yeah he dropped out of college to work for the military"
govcuck by JacobFton1989 December 14, 2020

Cool Story Hansel 

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

Faulty Highground 

A Faulty Highground is a moral highground hastily thrown together in an attempt to make the opponent look worse or to make oneself feel superior morally.
Cathy had criticized a friend of hers for dark humor, though she had partaken in the same type of humor with him. She had built herself a "Faulty Highground".
Faulty Highground by TotallyNotBambi September 25, 2023

suitcase 

Person who is a shaped like and acts like a suitcase. Also help full if that person is a female named Sue with a last name begining with a "K"
Suitcase chews like a fucking rabbit!
suitcase by thimble October 21, 2003
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