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Gavin
Gavin is a some-what average height guy with dirty blonde hair. He can get very awkward when girls try to talk to him. Can tend to get on his friends nerves and needs a bit of guidance (hes autistic!)
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Wow OP’s name is Gavin! Its sad he would write all of this about himself, even though its all true and you should totally be friends with him! (hes also autistic and a silly goofball)!
Gavin by necrochancer/gavin September 8, 2022
date rape
A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
guidette
an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.
guidette by tightpussy0 November 24, 2009
goth beanie
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023