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Urban Dictionary

FUCK TARD 

one who is completely fuckking retarted a mix of

jackass+smart ass+ being extremely anal and always having to correct people.
"look mother he is being a fuck tard"
FUCK TARD by unfucktard September 7, 2011

mitochondria 

The word mitochondria will be defined as the powerhouse of a cell!
mitochondria by Slsaunders January 31, 2022

Whatz Trappin'? 

Whats up, I aint hear from you in a minute?-- Whatz Trappin'?, I been working hard taking care of the family?
Whatz Trappin'? by iMaj609 February 25, 2011

tinder date 

Imagining what their encounter will be like
"cant wait to meet my tinder date"
"what will you do?"
"I think i will tickle him real hard"
"Oh no 🤦"
tinder date by Krkič April 3, 2019

Woodchipper 

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023
The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime
-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person
van king by dildo777 April 23, 2024
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