A Christie is an amazing person, she makes the world light up around her, always very beautiful and smart. A Christie always has the people she loves backs. A Christie will always try to make you smile and will become an incredible mother when she’s ready. You will never love someone like you love a Christie. Christie’s are very sassy and fun to be around.
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.
Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.