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natewood 

An amazing person that loves to make people happy. He is obsessed with his hair and does everything to keep it neat always. He is a ladies man, with a huge penis. He is a great kisser. When he falls in love with you, you are one lucky person. He's caring, funny, quick tempered but sweet. He keeps his emotions within him till he cannot take it anymore and explodes.
I'd like to be like Natewood
natewood by Brittney Gal May 28, 2017

Gold-sacking 

The whimsical toss Indiana Jones does with a sack of gold. This can be pplied to anything, including boobs, with the infamous "boobsack" or with testicles, making the "nutsack"
Amie: Why the hell did you do that!
Tim: Boob-sacking is awesome. It's like Gold-sacking but with boobs.
Gold-sacking by jaloopay1 July 17, 2011

rastabater

One who finds pleasure in getting abnormally high then beating their meat/ plungin' their dungeon (beating off or fingering themselves) sideaffects may incude: Seeing rainbows appear out of your genitals, imagining tom cruise is responsible for whats going on, having crazy orgasms, of fainting
Thomas was known as the schools biggest rastabater after he was found in the kitchen with a bong and his hand down his pants
rastabater by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009
the act of buying many dictionaries
The school needs to diction more often.
diction by 1248945 January 2, 2023

whack-volt 

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.
Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.
whack-volt by Gummer May 7, 2008

Chinese Death Stare 

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

Twitter Dom 

A Twitter Dom is a man who uses a black and white photo of himself in a suit and tie, showing only from the chin down to chest. They derive from the 50 Shades of Grey trend and personify a "Dom" persona on their account. In reality, they are usually middle aged men wearing fanny packs on family vacations or teenage boys who are "Domming" their "Littles" between rounds of Xbox.
Your Twitter Dom pushes his peas under his mashed potatoes and yells "Done!"
Twitter Dom by Fugdashig45 April 15, 2017
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