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Urban Dictionary

A person born within the sound of bow bells, but with welsh heritage.
"Dan, Are you a cockney?"
No mate, I'm part welsh.
"That must make you a wockney!"
wockney by Middlesex clown August 10, 2009

Nephi’s Sword 

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).
I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.
Nephi’s Sword by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021
There is Nothing that can't be Denied.
Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.
Rule-D by Waboa February 15, 2009

Jizz Muffin 

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

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fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.
"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"
fappersack by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015