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The cyclops 

The trio had faced many challenges before, but this time they were up against the biggest cyclops in the world. This one-eyed giant was twice the size of a house and had an insatiable hunger for destruction.

The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.

Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.

Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.

Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.
The cyclops roared in anger and charged at the trio. Malte held up his paper sword and shield, blocking the cyclops' first blow. Vilmer unleashed his painted wall, which held up against the cyclops' onslaught. Johan continued to manipulate the earth, causing the ground beneath the cyclops to rumble and tremble.

The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.

In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.

As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.
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derived from the word mank, meaning awful, and horible, normally spoken in belfast, northern ireland
oh my god, that burger was manky moo...yuck!
manky moo by girlechicky2k April 15, 2008

hillaryflakes 

Hillaryflakes are people that blindly defend Hillary Clinton, no matter how insane or bat-shit crazy the case may be. They are basically flakes that defend Hillary Clinton by calling republicans special 'snowflakes'. They don't form their own opinions so they just follow what everyone else is doing. They believe everything she says is truth and don't look into the background. They won't admit that she's done anything wrong and believe she is an almighty saviour. Many Hillaryflakes also identify as 'feminist' when in actuality they more closely identify as misandrist. The most loyal Hillary flakes are often between 12 and 28 as they spend upwards of 5hrs a day being influenced by the media. They may actually support the counterpart but if they leave this cult they will be punished.
"She's wearing a 'NOT MY PRESIDENT' shirt and is yelling a man who opened the door for her, wow looks like another Hillaryflake."
"Dude, we gotta get out of here there's Hillaryflakes everywhere!"
"-Woah why is my house on fire!
-You had a Trump sign in your yard, you should know better we live in a neighbourhood of Hillaryflakes"
hillaryflakes by Death is futile February 20, 2017

Shock Jockey 

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.
Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?
Shock Jockey by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014
used to describe a feeling of positive energy. also used in the form of a greeting.
Rasmeer! How are you doing today?
Rasmeer by skywookie1 April 9, 2011

cheesewilly 

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.
"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"
cheesewilly by talljord May 8, 2008

Whores forehead 

An expression describing a woman desensitized to what she should naturally be ashamed of, desensitized usually by sleeping around and being a whore. Sometimes known as bitch face.

Studies of female brains have shown women lose the ability to pair bond and nurture healthy childeren the more sexual partners they have. Women receive the most dopamine, oxytocin and other chemicals vital for monogamy decreasingly with every male after their first sexual partner. This is why men have a natural revulsion of women who have had more than one partner, And partially explains a fathers protective instinct of his daughters. Natural selection favors men who pair bond and raise childeren with women who are less likely to cuckold there mate.

Remember, You can't make a hoe into a housewife.

This is used in the bible as an analogy for a person, group (The nation of Isreal in Jeremiah 3), or church who has broken all meaning of integrity so severely they no longer recognize the damage or the evil of their actions.

It is a relevant term today describing how the average persons sense of right and wrong has been warped from what is natural. This has lead to the destruction of marriage, massive numbers of fatherless homes and bastard births (30% to upwards of 80% illigitamacy rates in some groups), open and increasing sexual perversion (homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestites, beastiality, pornography, adultery, prostitution) and the sexualization of young children especially girls.
Joey's friend: "I had Joey over and he just randomly went on my computer and started watching porn like it was no big deal."
Friend of Joey's friend: "Wow, Joey's got a whores forehead."
Whores forehead by Jerry3:3 January 3, 2018