3 definitions by Jonahswhale

Provo Push

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.

I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.

by Jonahswhale September 5, 2021

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knees to stay sexually pure in the eyes of God (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021