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penis samurai 

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
That penis samurai made me a sandwich.
penis samurai by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

eyebrows 

term used to strengthen the truth in a promise or story.
if u break the promise or are found as a fraud ur eyebrows are shaved off as punishment
i'm not drinking for the rest of the week - eyebrows

mate i swear i pulled that essence bird over there last week - eyebrows
eyebrows by toyah August 6, 2007
never spend your diamonds on this
"You should never spend your diamonds on a hoe"
Hoe by Polinaire December 18, 2023
i just need to say that ppl who say "seltic" are fucking morons. its pronounced "KELTIC" you fucking bastardizing motherfuckers
"keltic" ok? its pronounced "KELTIC"!!
celtic by Joseph O June 27, 2005
put bta means your about to put belt to that ass meaning your about to beat somebody's ass.
ouuuu jaz about to put bta on lyrik
put bta by mwah_noman March 16, 2024

Freddy Krueger Nipples 

Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross
That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.
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