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Touch your Cousin Day 

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
Us doing online mocks.
Online Student: How was paper 4?
IRL Student: Kinda hard tbh, didnt have much time, wby?
Online Student: Fat Dub.
Fat dub by tyroxinas November 18, 2020
Hes a nice boy and behaves good
Hes a Aurenti
Aurenti by Unknown737e773 June 11, 2021

byarsing 

Laying in bed under your covers with the a/c on high while watching old episodes of t.v. shows and eating massive amounts of food often including your sisters brownies.
Sorry I couldn't make it to work yesterday, i was byarsing all day.

forest gumping 

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!
1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.
forest gumping by Yung BC January 23, 2009

blythewood

Kinda smallish town full of Prepnecks, (wanna be rich white boys who's daddies payed for their trucks) and sluts. Blythewood High and Westwood have a race rivalry, and its pretty much a shitty town filled with shittier people and lots of bad weed. Stay away.
Blythewood High Kid: Dude, I just came from the game! We crushed Westwood.

~kid gets shot~
blythewood by Damon'sGirl April 10, 2016
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