When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

A fusion of Joe Mama and Obama, suprising people in a positive way.

A total jerk to the ones he most dislikes, but a hella nice guy to the ones he likes. Stands up for the one he loves, even if the opposite person hasn't truly accepted him. Has a funny personality, isnt always the nicest guy around, but tries hard enough with the ones he approves of for himself. Also can be pretty shy when actually seeing or making a move towards the person he loves. David may also get angry and start calling people a 'pussy' or a 'bitch' at times when he loses a basketball game, or some sort of activity that involves competition.

San is a person who is very everything! When you know a san, wow, youre lucky <3

(1)a complete and total waste of sperm

(2) a completely useless and foolish person that has less use than a chocolate teapot

A bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. He can be found regularly on the social media site "youtube" creating anti-religious videos and the occasional "love is a pie chart" vid. Overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.