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funjaculate 

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.
He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.
funjaculate by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

Michelangelo 

If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
Michelangelo by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

69 my butt 

69 my butt by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020

mainkick 

The opposite of 'sidekick'. If Robin is Batman's sidekick then Batman is Robin's MAINKICK. Not Hero/Mentor/Boss but mainkick!
Dude 1: Bro, Robin and Batman are fags!
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Batman is Robin's fag boss!
Random_Geek: Excuse me, but the correct term is *mainkick*, Batman is Robin's mainkick..douchebags...
mainkick by shahifaqeer April 30, 2011
Isaac is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. Physically and mentally. One of his biggest strengths and weaknesses is his big heart. Hands down, one of the naturally brightest and most intelligent beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. If you ever meet an Isaac, he will be the best friend you've ever had and will be there for life. Dont take his friendship and love for granted,if you do, you'll regret it for the rest of your life because you'll never have another one like him. We need more people like Isaac in the world,but only there is nobody else like him and being rare makes him that much more of a treasure, if you lose an isaac, you will lose your life, don't detray or use him, he is something special and always will be.
"isaac is absolutely amazing!!"
Isaac by My hero academia February 8, 2023

unnamed5x5 

A person who lost all his friends because he was gay to everyone, not in a sus way, in a real gay way, he had Gay porn, and he jerked off to it and showed all his friends, who then grew distant from him
Dude stop being such an unnamed5x5
Oh my god can you stop being gay, you're overdoing it its almost like you're trying to act like unnamed5x5
unnamed5x5 by Crimson deity July 11, 2025
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