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Lorence N. - a guy who is extremely funny and irresistable to all women. Who has a Huge Penis. You either want to be him or want to be on top of him.

Lorence V.- it is fist pumping motion, usual done at big gathering with booming music.

Fact: 53% of all party that are shutdown are because of the Lorence
Wow "OMG" its Lorence.

I want a guy like Lorence.

Lorence is the father of my eight kids
Lorence by Robert Pettit July 28, 2011
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The face you make when you feel things you should not
P1: I feel my bones. (Person with lorence)
P2: What the fuck is wrong with your face!?
P1: I feel my bones.
Lorence by DDistrict February 8, 2022
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A bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. He can be found regularly on the social media site "youtube" creating anti-religious videos and the occasional "love is a pie chart" vid. Overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.
What is this, Pirate metal? Gosh you look like a bird, you must be a Lorence.
Lorence by freaKENcraZIE July 29, 2011
The most based looksmax.org user to ever exist and if you disagree you are a cuck
Guy 1: Lorence sucks.
Guy 2: You idiot, Lorence is my idol.
Lorence by catsand07 July 18, 2025
1: A female specimen who is all of the following things:

Pretty

A good artist

A good singer

loves music .
Nice

2: A female who never thinks highly of herself even though she is just gorgeous and one of a kind .
3: One who is both beauitiful and has a wifey personality . So guys don't let he rgo .

4.She is extremely funny,goofy silly ! you name it !

5. people say their blondes because of their retarded jokes but they are actually very wise both book and street smart.

^. definitely loves yo party and hang riends .
out w their friends.
7. good at being there for people.
and just incredibly sweet and sensitive !

One of a kind !
Guy: Lorene, you know i feel like you're different. I have never met a girl who is both beauitiful and actually has a great personality . Any guyy would be lucky to have you .
Lorene by lorenenicoleee<3 August 4, 2011
Lorenze can be a delinquent!! But he's loving, caring, and kind once you get to know him. He will watch out for you and protect you with his life as long as you have his respect and trust. His sense of fairplay and fighting for the underdog will lead him to a career in justice. Lorenze is a leader and he will guide you to the best of his abilities, he will watch you grow into something amazing for he is everyone's big brother.
Back off! Who do you think you are a Lorenze!
lorenze by I.M.A.Mackner August 28, 2017
He may not be perfect but he is cool, funny, loving, caring and a forgiving person. his a good and kind hearted person but when you fight him he’ll just forget that you are even friends or family.
Lourence is eating a peach.
lourence by Timotheè jacobs August 17, 2021
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