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the pile 

A pile of mundane but indispensable items that often builds up in a certain spot of a room/apartment/etc, such as the tchotchkes piling up on a desk/dresser, a pile of laundry (both dirty and clean), or a pile of boxes that exist when moving between 2 or more places in a short period of time. It is worth noting that these piles, although manageable, are often really hard to remove completely, especially as they are quick to build up again, quite commonly in different places.

a variation of this term is the "college pile" which is essentially a pile of boxes, luggage, etc that piles up at a person's home before or after moving between college dorms/apts
hey found this random book light on your desk?
throw it on the pile!

hey there's a box of books here?
the college pile!
the pile by UM North Quad August 23, 2011

To the pain

"To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands below the wrist, next your nose and then your tounge. The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Your ears youy keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe who weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Humperdinck: To the death!
Wesley: No. To the pain.
To the pain by J-Mac February 25, 2005

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure 

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.
SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

lump of goodness 

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.
lump of goodness by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

Sped Head 

Someone who needs special education because they are dumb.
Frickin' sped head. Can't even use Redstone in Minecraft
Sped Head by Spph8e September 24, 2019

grandma boobs 

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
An Asciria is a funny, crazy and artistic girl sometimes can be immature but can be serious at times. She tries to get along with everyone and tries to see them smile. She loses friends here and there but knows her purpose and knows she just needs to move on. She sometimes is a follower and not a leader so if you know and care for an Asciria tell her she doesn’t need to care about what other people think and she doesn’t need to act different around other people tell her to be herself and be a leader. If you have an Asciria never let go of her and care for her the same way she will care for you.
Girl 1: Who’s that dose she come here?

Girl 2: Ya she’s the new girl.

Girl 1: she seems so nice and funny I bet her names
Asciria
asciria by anonymous November 22, 2021
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